Hi friends!
My pal, Oz, is having a "Bad Poetry Contest" on his blog. I've never tried to write a poem, so I thought I might have a chance at winning! I went to my super secret writing spot to write:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I am color-blind
'cause I'm a dog.
But I'll pee on the flowers.
Mommy used to be a classroom teacher and she did a poetry unit, so I stole her notes and examples and learned more about different types of poems.
First, a haiku:
Pottying is fun.
I love to run in the yard.
But sometimes I can't...count.
Next, a limerick:
There once was a dog named Mister,
Who thought of himself an A-lister.
He barks in his crate,
His parents don't think it's great.
He just hopes he never gets a brother.
And finally, an acrostic:
Pretzels
Really great
Eat them all the time
Tastes salty
Zoo animals can't eat them
Elephants would probably like to
Love pretzels!
BOL! That was kind of fun! What does everyone think? Head over to Oz's blog to check out more bad poems and even enter yourself!
Get outta town, Mister!!! Those poems are hilarious!!! Thanks for entering the contest, pal.
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Super job, Mister! I'm with you on the brother-thing....
ReplyDeleteNo way you can win! Those are too good!
ReplyDeleteYou are a gifted writer, Mister. You should consider writing as a career.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Grandma
Thanks Grandma. Does that get me extra extra treats Labor Day weekend?
DeleteVery cool that you wrote different styles. Nicely bad tooowooowooooo, Ku of www.haikubyku.com
ReplyDeletep.s. this is my kitty sistah's Blogger account
Bravo, bravo......clap, clap. clap.
ReplyDeleteHave a super Saturday.
Best wishes Molly
Whoa! You went all out with all those styles, but no fair having your mom help out with her experience! Nevertheless, it is fun to read what she came up with :) Woof! Emma
ReplyDeleteNo worries! They are all Mister originals. I just borrowed my mom's stuff so I knew the rules for the poems.
DeleteThose poems were great. Nothing like poo poetry. LOL.
ReplyDeleteLove the poems! Pretzels sound delicious...
ReplyDeleteGreat job. It should be easy for us to write bad poetry
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Benny & Lily
Fantastic, we loved those Hilarious :) xx00xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie