Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Worst Holiday Ever

Hey friends,

I have to warn everyone about something very dire. The worst of all the days...except for maybe the Fourth of July...is approaching. A day where ghosts and goblins roam the streets and ring your doorbell. And they don't even have the courtesy of delivering a pizza or Chinese or ANYTHING! A day where your mom makes you wear a ridiculous costume while your dad feels sorry for you.

My first Halloween home. I am Batdog.

Oh, the whole holiday sounds great. Pumpkins are yummy and the weather is cool and it's a holiday devoted to performing tricks to get treats. I'm going to let everyone in on a secret: IT'S ALL A SHAM!!!!! Don't believe the humans. It is the WORST holiday for all the reasons I outlined above.

The next year I was a football.

The good news is the terribleness only lasts a little while. Then the city says, "Turn off your lights and pretend your not home!" Then you get to look forward to the greatest of all holidays: Thanksgiving!!!!!!!!!

And last year I was a fur-ocious lion

Just be careful of zombies roaming downtown. I ran into some here and then here. I haven't seen anything year though. Mom says I just lucked out because she and Dad saw some.

I hate this stupid holiday.

I can only imagine the travesty that will be this year's costume.


  1. Yep, we dress like nuts for some reason

  2. Well at least it doesn't last long and next you have the blooming antlers to look forward to. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

  3. Hahahaha, those costumes are great! My dogs have trained me not to put them in costumes any more, but I'm always tempted! Argos HAS been a pirate and Superman, and Maera was a faerie princess until she ate her wings. :)